United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) Activated.
Special News Alert:
From the Pentagon
For Immediate Release
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation and activation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These American boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
God Bless the USRSF troopers. |