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| Attention. An amateur MMA asshole asks you to engage in aggressive altercation. - Bullshit. - Bopped you so bad in the bean you were beyond ass-backwards. No blood, albeit bloody brutal. - Clunk. - Clocked your carriage, clipped your canopy, caught your conscious with a carefully concocted combative cuffing. - Dink. - Decked you defiantly. - Easy. - Ended you efficiently. - Fuckin' - Fucked your face up from front to Finland in a fairly unfair fashion unfortunately for females. - Goof. - So you got up, gathered your goods, guts and gonads, got after the goofy goon, gave glory a good go. - Have at 'er. - Hucked a haymaker. - Instantly. - Irked the idiot. - Jackass. - Out-juked the jerk. Out-jabbed the joker. Out-jammed the juice head. - K. - King Kong threw a karate kick that kinda caught you in the kisser. - Loser. - But that legend lady luck was lingering and you left you with only a lovely little lump on your lip. - Mint. - But maybe mention you may use MMA, Mr. Muay Thai. - Nincompoop. - Knees are unnecessary. - Over it. - Okay, onwards. - Please. - You out-punched the prick. Out-played the peasant. Pushed proper pugnacity on the pinhead, left him praying for peace while Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. - Quickly. - He got queasy, wanted to quit, folks were quoted as quietly quipping he looked like a quirky, quackish queen on Quaaludes. - Right. - Roughed up the rook. Wrecked his reality. Ruined his rep. - Superb. - You socked the sucker. Slammed the sally. Secured the scuffle by successfully out-scrapping the skirt. - Tremendous. - You took over the tiff. Out-tangoed the tosser. Tough titties on that trade, you twit. No truce. - Unreal. - Utterly. - Violent. - Very. - Wonderful. - Well, whatever - Exceptional. - Exactly. - Yup. - Yup. - Zebra? - Zip it. |