Valentin 'GC.Godfather' Atanasov
id: 1756237
| Favourite... | |
|---|---|
| Sport | handball |
| Favourite... | |
| Map | Twisted Meadows |
| Player | Lucifer |
| Race (Humans/Orcs/..) | Undead |
| 1st Place PokerTH Cup #1 Боят настана, тупкат сърца ни, ето ги близо наште душмани. Кураж, дружина, вярна сговорна, ний не сме вече рая покорна! Нека пред света да се покажем, нека му гордо, братя, докажем, че сме строшили мръсни окови, че сме свободни, а не робове! Дружно, братя българи, в боя да вървим! Дружно, братя българи, враг да победим! О, майко моя, Родино мила, ний не сме вече рая покорна! С гняв и дързост днес ще издигнем глас, времето няма все да чака нас. Нека във битка славна влезем ний, нашта десница Бог ще подкрепи! ---- Lock eyes from across the room down my drink while the rhythms boom take your hand and skip the names no need here for the silly games make our way through the smoke and crowd the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud move in close as the lasers fly our bodies touch and the angels cry leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night what we've got in store whisper in my ear that you want some more and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I need a few things from the grocery do things alone now mostly left me heart broken not lookin' for love surprised in my eyes when I looked above the check out counter and I saw a face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS To be fair you were flirting a lot plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna play by check Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS Speeding down the street when the red lights flash need to get away need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS I just ate a grape and I JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS Ok seriously you guys can we...ok... I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) ---- Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Aaron Carter came out of the blue and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal then they both got flattened by the Batmobile but before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took an AK47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the day this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist then he jumped in the air and did a summersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... angels sang out in immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris who deliver a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne but Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on total awe and the fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny |