Ninja Etiquette
• Ninja never bring a gun to a sword fight. Ninja don't use guns. Ever.
• The only way to end a ninja clan is to break the head ninja's sword.
• Ninja never show their real face. If the need to show a face arises, it should be a very shiny mask. This is the only possible substitute.
• Bullets can't kill a ninja. Even 1 million bullets can not kill a ninja. (See the training video "Ninja 3: The Domination" for demonstration!)
• When attacking a single ninja with a clan of ninja (more than 4, less than that is only a posse), it is proper ninja etiquette to fight with only one ninja at a time. This makes for a much nicer fight to the death.
NOTE: if you are planning to fight the mack daddy ninja, be sure to bring lots of lesser ninja to warm him up for your grand entrance.
• When fighting with bow and arrows, a proper ninja will always destroy his bow if one of his arrows is cought in mid-air, and then broken over one knee of another ninja.
• Ninja stars and sake are a perfectly good currency for ninja payments.
• Ninja always use 4 pointed ninja stars. The fancy stars with more than for points are for the lesser ninja.
• Ninja can only use their special dissapearing powers in combination with a smoke bomb. This is not negociable.
• When training with other ninja, it is proper to group off into different colors. Stay with your color at all times! Failure to keep with your color results in a circle kicking, where you are in the center of the circle.
• Ninja always wear tabi boots. Even when they sleep.
• When confronting other ninja, always try to wear a different color than that of the ninja you are attacking. It is proper ninja-ettiquette to give "home" color to the defending ninja.
• Ninja don't sleep. I know I said they do above, but I lied.
• It's expected that ninja will lie from time to time.
• When encountering large falls and leaps it is appropriate to always give the right-of-way to the first ninja to jump.
• With that said it is equally appropriate to give the needed time and space for the following ninja to jump and catch up.
• Ninja never wear headbands with the word 'ninja' printed on them. This would be a dead give away when trying to blend in.
NOTE: Sometimes as a joke the elder ninja make the geek of the clan wear such a headband. Sort of like a "dunce" cap.
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