A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away there was a country called Norway which was located next door to Madagascar (just a stone throw away from each other) now the thing which should be known about these two country’s is that Madagascar and Norway were not friends and hated each other with every inch of there of their d****.
During the time of the winter Olympics which Jamaica was hosting Norway won a handful of gold medals which Madagascar thought were there gold medals this started a series of events which would lead to a civil war between the two rival country’s which would last for many years and claim many unborn elephants lives.
This civil war would later end when Norway and Madagascar made a peace treaty. The peace treaty would demand Norway to hand over all there SEXY LADIES to Madagascar which Madagascar would enslave into the kitchen for the rest of their miserable lives (this also included the off spring of these very sexy ladies).
When the civil war and the peace treaty had been signed and finished all was peaceful which allowed time for both country’s to heal over this time Madagascar allowed the filming of the children’s film Madagascar to take place over the process of making this film the dodo did not agree with what had become of there once amazing country this then lead to them all having prolapse and dying prematurely thus removing the race of the dodo from existence and forcing blockbuster to close down as there lead stake holder was a indeed a dodo.
After the tragic death of the dodo the women who had been working in Madagascar’s kitchens became sad and where unsure as to what country they truly belonged to :( this led to them baking pancakes with two sides, and so after this tragic yet thrilling historical tale of events the two sided pancakes where born and set out into the world to reclaim what had been taken from them all those years ago.
"No matter how flat you make a pancake, it still has two sides. (Dr. Phil)" |
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