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Murphys Law:

# The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
# If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
# A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
# Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
# It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you say you're going to do.
# After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
# The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.